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The first collection of As the Grass Grows is now available. Gnonsense collects the first year and a half of strips as well as a couple other stories that aren’t available online. Click here to jump over to the store.
BEARD PARTY!!!!!!!
Cabbage grows on you, or at least it did me. Cook it in a pan with lots of butter and Greek seasoning, but don’t overcook it. Delish! You can also cut cabbage into thin strips and make cole slaw out of it (with bell pepper, onion, bacon bits, parmesan cheese, tomatoes, seasoning, and yes I use Greek seasoning in it, too, and lots of mayo. Refrigerate).